POLICING CHILDBIRTH AND RISKING WOMEN'S LIVES

Woman breastfeeding her newborn
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My first experience with childbirth was when my youngest sister – Sadiya – was born. I was seven years old then. I remember my mum trying to put on a brave face as she was aided to the car. In all honesty, I didn't understand what was going on, but my aunts and uncles seemed to be in a panic. I can't remember what my father's demeanor was, but I know we didn't see our mother until the next day when we were introduced to our newborn sister. There was happiness, excitement and an air of love all around. If my mother was frazzled after the birth, she didn’t show it or…I didn't notice.

A CULTURE OF ANIMAL CRUELTY

Sad Dog
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Have you seen where dog meat is prepared? It is the epitome of cruelty and wickedness.

A CULTURE OF FILTH

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If you follow me on Twitter, you will (probably) notice that every week – and sometimes, almost every day – I talk about people who litter the environment with either their urine, feces or other waste products generated from their daily activities. From my tone, you can always tell that I am constantly angry at the unsightly result of our improper waste disposal and management.

WHAT HAPPENED TO KAINENE?

Old woman looking out; expectantly.

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I was sitting in the bus when a thought came into my head.

‘What happened to Kainene?’

POOR PEOPLE WORK HARDER...FOR A WHOLE LOT LESS

Men watching from a gate.
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I live in one of the poorer communities in Nigeria's capital city, Abuja. Like most of the communities surrounding it, Jikwoyi is a densely populated area. Because most things – accommodation, food, clothing and transportation – is much cheaper than other areas in the Federal Capital Territory, it is not unexpected that there are more people who live around these areas and places like this.

WHY DO MEN SO EASILY HARASS WOMEN? (2)

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As I washed my pile of clothes over the weekend, something that happened weeks ago came into my thoughts.

LONG DISTANCE: WHEN THE FAIRY TALE ENDS

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It starts with a long distance relationship that wasn’t working. Adon and Jason try to make things work and just when they think they are in a good place, Jason has an accident that makes him fall in love with Amara. When he returns to his senses, it is to find Adon is with child. For his best friend? The answer shocks him. He tries again and somehow, they end up together again. And then reality strikes.

SEXUAL HARASSMENT ACCOMPLICES

(Very) Angry Woman
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On the morning of March 19, 2019, I shared one of my older posts asking why men so easily harass women. Between 5:03pm and 5:30pm of the very same day, I would get sexually harassed by a stink-breathed, uncultured excuse of a human being.

KEEPING UP APPEARANCES

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A memory came to my head a few days ago and stayed with me.

P I E C E S by Arunsi Othniel Fortune

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I know what it's like being in your head.

Dark, cold, happy.

I know what it's like being in your soul.

Lit, warm, dead.

I know, what it's like to see right through your eyes.

Because we're both blind to a reality

where I had to sail across seas to find you, sinbad.

Heh, see I know that you're scared.

You're frightened by the waves and how much they've

Caught you, drowned you and made you lost, captain.

I THOUGHT I WAS A WITCH...

Children Accused of Witchcraft
Image: SAFE CHILD AFRICA.

I remember when I thought I was a witch. It was sometime in the year 2000 or 2001.

THE 30TH CHAPTER

Images: TonTon Raymond

I am 30 years old today! Whoot whoot!

I MESSED UP...AND I WISH I CAN UNDO IT.

I was heading home on November 6, 2018, when my sister called me to get her some juice. It was about 8:50pm and I was really tired. I told her I wouldn’t do it but when I got to my junction, I decided it wouldn’t hurt to get her the juice. 

PUBLIC RESTROOMS NEED TO CHANGE

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I am constantly baffled when I use restrooms in public spaces that have only tissue paper. 

But let me backtrack a bit.

₦50 NOTE: HOW TO GET AWAY FROM THE POLICE

Corrupt policeman collecting N50 bribe. 

The Nigerian Police... Hmm.

I really think that we should discuss the things that are happening on our roads, especially as it affects motorists who have to deal with the policemen stationed at various checkpoints along these roads.

THREE COURSE MEAL by Tonton Nelson Raymond

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Lot of these guys talk much about how "shawty look like a snack"
But I think you look like a three course meal.
It doesn't matter if I do, or don't mind
A little belly fat is still fine
God is a tattoo artist and stretch marks are his design
You're not just a barbecue, you came with sides.
Peeking out of your hijab
These things are hard to hide

ANNOUNCING: 'QUICK-E'

One of the best things about Africa is how diverse the people, cultures and traditions, food, clothing, values and beliefs, and what makes us African is. From the horn of Africa to the swamps of the Niger delta, we are as different a people as the topography of our regions are. Despite our difference, it is safe to say that we are the most beautiful people on the planet!

SHALL I COMPARE YOU, WOMAN?

African woman.
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By Abigail Abby Abok

Woman,

Shall I compare you to a giant sequoia?

You are stouter and more reverent.

For trees once stood where skyscrapers now do

And winds do strip forest of tough trees.

You, most precious creature, flourish amidst the flaming fires of society's limitations,

Defy expectations

And resist the pestilence of inferior classification.

THE DWAYNE PROJECT

Beautiful Space Wallpaper
Image: Eliosh

'Life' scared the shit out of her. She knew that NASA and a host of scientists were really testing the possibilities of life on other planets. She also knew that for life to exist on any of these planets, they would have to be super intelligent and greatly evolved.

That wasn't what scared her.

WOMEN DO NOT FEAR GETTING ROBBED.

Trying to stop an attack
Image: Vox

They fear getting raped.

Play this scenario in your head.

UNSUNG HEROES: MAI RUWA

A typical Mai Ruwa with his truck. 
Image: Wikimedia Commons

Due to a failure of government to meet basic infrastructural necessities like constant power supply, running water, good health care and quality education for its citizens, many people are constantly having to provide these necessities for themselves. In fact, it has become quite normal for households to provide their own water and electricity and pay exorbitant fees for quality education and healthcare for themselves and their families.

WEDDING MESSAGES HAVE TO CHANGE

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I was at a wedding recently and as usual, was frustrated with the wife-centred message that came from most of the preachers at the event.

A WAKE UP 'KONK' ON MY BIG HEAD

Ramat (AKA the Crazy One)

I woke up this morning and as usual, I went online to get a sense of what happened in the hours that I slept.

As I scrolled through Twitter, I basked in more stories about Beychella, was super proud of K.Dot's Pulitzer, lost my cool at hearing of Cole's album – which drops on April 20, 2018 – and got shocked out of my shoes by the fact that Joe Burden put his pettiness aside to compliment Nicki's Chun Li.

You can say I had a roller coaster morning.

It was as I was going through these emotions that I stumbled on a tweet that made me bolt upright.

Here is Why You should Subscribe to My Channel…Even though it is a Mess Now

My Vlog. Sigh.

I started my video log in early 2016 as a way to put a face to my online persona and hopefully reach more people. But it wasn’t until I got a rude awakening at the end of 2015 that I began to think of my vlog.

Settle in. I’ve got gist.

THE BIRTH OF A PODCAST

Crystal Starr with a Microphone
GIF: Giphy

February 7, 2013. Time, 5:25pm.

I was in the ‘corpers’ lodge thinking of what I was going to have for dinner. I was low on cash and had been pretending I was on a fruit diet. That day however, I knew I couldn’t eat one more piece of fruit without going stark raving mad.

As I pondered on whether to get Indomie or go to another corps member’s room to stylishly ‘beg’ for food, my phone rang.

‘What are you doing?’

THE HOPES OF A MAGAZINE…THE REALITY OF A BLOG.

I always wanted to own a magazine.

UNVEILING THE NEW SHADES OF US

SZA with the mood
Credit: Giphy

Hello You!

Let me formally introduce Shades of Us.

SEEKING VALIDATION OUTSIDE MYSELF

It has been a little over 40 days since I last put up any content on my blog, podcast or video log. In reality, it has been longer than 40 days since I wrote anything for my blog and even longer since I had a new video on my YouTube channel.

So what was the problem? Why did I abandon my babies for more than 40 days?

Love on the Brain and Everything We Didn’t Do Last Week

Hey you!

Last week was super slow! I mean, snails achieved more than we did last week. But…thing were uber tight at our 9 to 5 and we just couldn’t deal. 

ENDING VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN, QUEEN LATIFAH’S U.N.I.T.Y AND CLOSING LONG DISTANCES

Hey Roommates!

This past week has been…extra! We almost wanted to hide under a rock for a few days. Of course we couldn’t find a rock that would serve us breakfast in bed, with strawberry dipped in chocolate and masseuses kneading all the knots and kinks out of our very weary shoulders and body. So…we worked!